Get roasted, glow up, repeat. Because average bios are cancelled.
Upload your dating, LinkedIn, or resume content and let our savage AI drag it to perfection with punchy feedback and copy-paste fixes.
Chaos with receipts
Real copy rewrites + screenshots you can flex.
tap & hover↺60 second glow-ups
Fast feedback loop without the fake hype.
tap & hover↺Cruel but kind
Brutal honesty wrapped in glassy drip aesthetics.
tap & hover↺Pick your roast flavor
Drag and drop a PDF, paste text, or link your profile. We do the rest with chaotic precision.
Latest clapbacks
Every roast comes with a glow-up blueprint. Here’s a taste of the energy.
"Love to laugh and travel" describes literally every human who isn't currently in a coma.
Your LinkedIn headline has more buzzwords than a startup pitch deck. "Passionate professional" = currently unemployed.
Your resume looks like a hostage note typed by someone who just discovered Microsoft Word.
Spicy FAQ
Is this actually helpful or just mean?
Both. It's tough love with tactical rewrites, so you can drag-and-drop perfection straight into your profile.
How long does it take?
30-45 seconds. Long enough for AI to roast you, short enough to fix it before the next swipe.
Is my data safe?
Yes. Your content stays encrypted, private, and deleted after 30 days unless you share it yourself.